This afternoon is completely bonkers. Everything that happened is just unreal. I don't even know what to say.

This entire event has left me feeling flabbergasted. Give me a minute to even think about this.

It’s like something out of a dream. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Comprehend This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I spotted a monkey wearing a glasses. It seemed totally unfazed. You could say it was the most peculiar thing I've ever witnessed. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Honestly I Can't Think That!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This has to get more info be a dream, right?

• My mind is blown
• Make it stop!
• Is anyone else seeing this?

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't understand what just occurred. I was walking down the street when all of a sudden this giant squirrel jumped from nowhere. It was carrying a gold coin! This is the truth. It stared at me for a moment, then took off running. I don't understand what I just experienced.

Unbelievable! totally surprising

Can you believe this? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I swear this is {thereality. That story appears to be totally far-fetched, I almost doubt it's real..

• Possibly it was a dream? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

Unbelievable!

This situation is absolutely outrageous. I can't understand what I've just seen. It's like a bad joke. Reality has been bent.

• Is this actually happening?
• I need to pinch myself

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This is unbelievable.